Husband and wife (joke).

Laugh wan kill me ooo.

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..”At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:”my daughter, I have transferred N6,000,000 into your account, give your husband N4,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance.” Am sending a LANDCRUISER tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me immediately “you said I should pack my things and do what…….. ?””
I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.”. I will iron them when light comes back.

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