Joke of the day: The Igbo Doctor

An Igbo doctor can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign post outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste
Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene”

Igbo man: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Igbo man: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Igbo man: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Igbo man: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”

Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k, not 100k”.

Igbo man: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”

You can’t beat an Igbo Man. Don’t laugh alone, put a smile on someone face this afternoon by sharing.

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