Yo momma’s so fat. (just 4 fun)

1. Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

2. Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

3. Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

4. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

5. Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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