Yo momma’s so fact 2

1. Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

2. On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.

3. Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
   A. As mushroom as possible

4. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

5. How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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