Short Jokes.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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