My ribs still aches. The silliest and funniest joke I’ve heard this year…
I discovered something terrible with my neighbor Teebwoy.
He was very sick and called a witch doctor to come to treat him at his house. The witch doctor said his case was critical and that he cannot be cured, but the sickness can be transferred to another person. Teebwoy accepted.
The witch doctor worked on him, and told him, as I am leaving, if anyone opens the door you must say ‘tchaa’. And this person will die in your place.
The witch doctor left, and Teebwoy was waiting for the first unlucky person so as to say ‘tchaa’, and transfer his sickness to the person and be cured. But the witch doctor discovered that he didn’t collect any money from Teebwoy for his treatment, so he decided to take the risk to go back to my neighbor and ask. As soon as he opened the door, Teebwoy said ‘tchaa’, the witch doctor said ‘retchaa’, Teebwoy then said ‘reretchaa’, the witch doctor said ‘rereretchaa’.
As I am typing this now, the whole coolvallers are there watching the two shouting ‘rererererereretchaa’….