KINGSLEY: Abbey is dead!
GOODLUCK: What!!! Did he die in the crash?
GOODLUCK: D–n! As a passenger?
KINGSLEY: No… As a luggage.
Are You Single
When people ask, “How are you still single?
You are good looking, nice and always listening…”
My reply is just, “I’m overqualified!”
Quick in Maths
INTERVIEWER: It says here that you are very quick at math, so what is 17 X 23?
JOB SEEKER: 201
INTERVIEWER: That is not correct!
JOB SEEKER: Yes, but it was quick
Uche was having a Whatsapp conversation with his friend Dele…
UCHE: Oh that’s a very moretivational message.
DELE: Please what’s “moretivational”? What were you trying to spell?
UCHE: Lolll…. sorry, my mind wasn’t there. I mean multivational.
DELE: I guess this time your entire head
The Stolen Goat
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.
JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?
KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?
KUNLE: My Lord, I was just passing by Mr. Darlington’s house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, “maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide,” so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!
The Judge freed Kunle.